Interview

"Is there anything in your conduct that you feel you need to clear up with the proper priesthood authority?"

"Uh...no. Unless teaching a woman the discussions and baptizing her is a sin." Elder James smirked, his mind still reeling from the quickness in the decision to transfer him out of his mission back to Salt Lake City.

"Listen. I am not asking you these questions for your benefit. I am asking you them for our protection. You need to be clean. It's best if you can cleanse yourself here, but if you are lying or think this is a game, well, we'll find out in the next room. We have had people die in there."

"WHAT?"